(Spook and Bitter bromance)
[TXT] Bitter [1/25/13, 11:34AM] Spook you awake? I think. shit. I think something’s fucking wrong
[TXT] Bitter [1/25/13, 11:36AM] shit
[TXT] Spook [1/25/13, 11:37AM] jesus, could you be more specific? I assume you mean the piercing
[TXT] Bitter [1/25/13, 11:38AM] yes, fuck, spook, I don’t know what. shit it’s just- FUCK
[TXT] Spook [1/25/13, 11:39AM] dude, try to calm down. is it red and swollen? leaking yellow fluid or crusted over?
[TXT] Bitter [1/25/13, 11:41AM] all of the fucking above shit what do I do it fuckinghuRTS
[TXT] Spook [1/25/13, 11:43AM] hold on. it’s infected, dumbass, i’ll be right over
attempting to write fanfiction
sweet christ it has been so long
how do i even fucking write something besides research papers
okay so I had to delete this fic because tumlblr’s is a fRIED DICK ON A STICK and fucked up the format and html and it wasn’t in a read more and the italicized words weren’t there and i was super super upset :(
and now I’m reposting it with a new theme because i think that may have been the issue so
tl;dr tumblr’s a dick so here’s porn again~
(warnings: rated r for orgasm denial, handies, slight bondage, and gagging uvu)
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idk apparently rocky’s super ticklish
so
B)
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because best bros let you consensually make out with them during sleep overs am i right ladies
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this is lame but i’m vent writing and… yeah here take it
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Drowning in the feels.
hahahahaha i think we all knew fics about this were coming i mean come ON PEOPLE
based off of this picture. and because spook apparently enjoys pain.
warnings: rated R for handies and pleasure from pain ehehe B)
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“You are one crazy motherfucker.”
so here’s that fic i told adori would be up today with roxy as rocky’s sister like in my headcanon (except here i felt like making them the way they are canonically) and spookstar events and roxy’s sass
pretty much this is just a really difficult time for rocky because roxy keeps making obscene comments at him and spook and it embarrasses the living shit out of him
i hope this lives up to everyone’s expectations
“You’re taking me on a date.”
“It is not a date! Why would I have brought my sister on a date?!” Rocky exclaimed defensively, pulling up to the local ice cream shop. “I just wanted some goddamn ice cream.”
warnings: emotional handies and frottage basically oops
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I think I’m just going to succumb to the feels and…
fuck maybe write something that’s more than a quick scribble in a notepad.
i kinda just slapped bleach into the cd player (if you couldn’t tell by the title) and wrote this
it’s kinda crappy but
we needed some het spookstar ok
“Hey, this was a sick show, but where is Rocky, anyway?” shouts one of the fans.
POPROCKS
…srsly that is the best nickname for Rocky ever I just died.


